Coming up with the best (and more importantly: not used) username for your account or character can really be quite a ‘nutcracker’.
I am convinced that there are a lot of gamers out there among you people – slaying dragons, shooting nazis, running away from aliens and other sorts of creeps. And I bet that most of you can relate to this:
Well, have no fear! Recently a test version of The SANG (Link: Super Awesome Name Generator) just went online!
For start, it offers three types of usernames: Roman like, Goblin like and Elven. Keep in mind that the site itself is still under development and there are many additional features planned for future releases – so bookmark this page and stay tuned in!
One more time, in case you’ve missed it:
Of course, all comments, wishes, complaints, ideas, etc. are very welcome – so leave a comment or use the contact form to let us know, what would you like to see in the upcoming updates.
Keep in touch and stay awesome!
Self-centered people who think they know everything. They’re convinced that they are insanely popular, but the cruel reality is that they annoy most of other people. Aries usually comes up with something impossible and then bug others for failing to achieve it.
Their lifestyle is similar to parasites – they love to take advantage of other people.
They tend to push forward to get the position of power and when on top, everyone around them must serve and obey them. Others’ opinions are meaningless, since aries is ‘always right and knows better than anyone else’.
One day, Manfred (who was very religious guy) was walking down the beach.
At one point he said: “Oh god, please make my wish come true. One wish only…”. All of a sudden there was a thunderstrike and the god himself appears, saying: “Manfred, you’ve been a very good person your whole life. You’ve done many good things and helped others who were in need. I’ll be glad to do you a favor!”
Manfred (afraid of expressing his wish directly): “Well… My wish is very unusual… I don’t think you’ll be able to make it come true…”
God: “I’m almighty. I can do anything, especially because I know that you are a good man. You have a good paying job. You have a happy family with a wife and kids who love you very much. How can I help you?”
Manfred: “I’d like a bridge between America and Europe. And make sure that there are at least 6 lanes, so there won’t be any traffic jams. Furthermore, the bridge must have separate lanes for motorbikes, bicycle riders and pedestrians. And there needs to be a parking lot with hotels and restaurants every 100 miles.”
God replies: “A man can’t fulfill your wish, but I most certainly can. But think again for a moment. The ocean is almost 3 miles deep at some points. By building a bridge I might endanger the lives of other living beings… Manfred, I was expecting something less materialistic from you, since you are very understanding person…”
Manfred: “Ok, I have another wish. But I really don’t believe you’ll manage to grant me…”
God replies: “I am god! I can do anything!”
Manfred continues: “Ok… I’d like to understand women. I would like to understand, why are they sometimes in a bad mood without any real reason. What are they thinking about when they’re just looking at me and says nothing…”
God asks: “Well… what kind of lights would you like on that bridge again?”
A middle-aged married couple filed a divorce and are currently fighting about a child custody in front of the judge. A woman presents all of her arguments to keep the child, including the famous sentences: ‘I brought this child to the world. He grew inside me, I took care of him from the beginning…’.
But the man didn’t give up, so judge asked him to provide arguments of his own. After a little thought he asked the judge: ‘Your honor, if I put a quarter in a vending machine and a can of Pepsi comes out – who is the owner of the can? Me or the machine?’